the internet itself has gotten rude
“Uh”
“UH”
“UH”
“UH”
(Source: averagenarwhal)
(Source: chaystar)
Walmart: Let’s buy 30 cash registers and only keep two open
(Source: midnightorgy)
- friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
- me: but I showered for you
from left to right;
I am afraid to hold my boyfriend’s hand.
My friend’s parents sent her away.
I found death threats in my locker.
I submitted to electroshock therapy.
I lost half my friends after coming out.
My grandmother sends me hate mail.
My school won’t let me take my date to prom.
I am not here anymore.
My dad tried to beat it out of me.
No one is proud of me.
(Source: lui19h)
- Teacher: What do ovaries do?
- Me: Explode at the sight of attractive men
- Teacher: Wat
- Class: Wat
- Me: ...I mean make eggs
I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
i’m sorry, but do you know where i live?
do you?
Everything is available in my country.
sorry you were saying
HA.
(Source: davidcho)